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My mom was the one who told me to watch it:)
I seriously am in love with it
How To Train Your Dragon is my new favorite movie
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Why did helen keller burn the side of her face? she was trying to answer the iron.
Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face?
She tried eating with a fork
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her?
- Rearranged the furniture - Left the plunger in the toilet bowl - Put saran wrap on the toilet - Put her in a round room and said there’s a penny in the corner - Glued doorknobs to the walls
Have you heard of the new Helen Keller doll?
Wind it up and it walks into walls
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
You would too if your name was ‘Urghrrghrghr’
Why is all of Helen Keller's face burnt?
She was bobbing for french fries
I wonder what would happen if I posted a dead baby...
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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a...
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
What’s the difference between a truck full of...
You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What’s more fun than strapping a baby to a...
Stopping it with a shovel
What’s worse than smoking pot with a baby?
Making a bong out of it
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
When is the best time to bury that baby you...
When it starts talking to you again.
What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children’s playground!
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an...
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a...
You don’t get second looks when you’re writing with a felt tip marker!
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller...
A baby combing it’s hair with a potato peeler!
How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with the lawn mower.
Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled...
It was stapled to the chicken.